PRINCESS CHANTELLE'S HIGHLY IMPORTANT POKEMON ADVENTURE

So I decided to play Pokemon Red a few days ago because I'm such a cool person, and I kick it old school ♥
But of course before my journey I had to make preparations because I'm anal retentive, and these lead me to choose Squirtle as my starter since he's a kawaii bamf, I decided to name him Michelangelo.

So I started my journey with Michelangelo, delivering packages because Pokemart clerks are retarded fucks who won't let me buy Pokeballs when I want to so I can catch my next baby :c So when the guy finally let me buy some Pokeballs I went to capture my next baby, which was a level 2 Mew, who I named CuddleCake, she was an asshole and it took 7 balls to catch her ass, BUT I GOT MY BABY IN THE END ♥

So after some grinding, I collected my next Pokemon which was a female Nidoran, who I called Beyonce for when she blossoms into a bootylicious Nidoqueen. After this we ran into Green, and battled him in a mist of sexual tension, me and my fabulous team raped beat him of course ♥

Then, CuddleCake, Beyonce, Michelangelo and I went to Viridian Forest, to my luck we only ran into a few Metapods which boosted my teams levels nicely. We also ran into a Pikachu, who became my next team mate known as Sparky, thanks to my adorable little sisters fabulous naming. After this, we went to go challenge  Brock, and Michelangelo murdered his team in a kawaii fashion. We then journeyed into Mt. Moon, where Zubats wouldn't leave CuddleCake alone, and where I got scared of the cave music, but I made it through just fine, even picking up a Moon Stone to make Beyonce evolve for later on in my journey. Speaking of Moon Stones, we picked up my next baby on Route 3, a Jigglypuff named Serena... Yes, I named her after Sailor Moon, don't judge me.

So we carried on our journey as any normal trainer would, having Michelangelo and Beyonce evolve in the process. Well, this was until I reached Lavender Town, where I just stayed there forever to listen to the music, which ended up making me read creepypasta for like 5 hours 'orz

However, today we finally went to Celadon City, the first thing I did was to collect my last Pokemon, Eevee. After getting her, I went off to the Pokemart to collect some evolution stones and lemonade, which allowed me to evolve Lady Gaga into a beautiful fluffy Flareon ♥ I then went to the Gamecorner to start getting enough coins for a Dratini, then  uncovered Team Rocket's secret base.

When I got there, I took down pretty much everything with Lady Gaga on her own. It kind of makes me sad how the two dudes in my team (Sparky and Michelangelo) are total pushover, and Lady Gaga and CuddleCake are there killing everything with tackle and pound. I think they might be are gay. I might need to rename Michelangelo Skittles...

Anyway, Lady Gaga and Michelangelo just defeated Giovanni and stole his Silph Scope, which means Lavender Town soon  ♥ Also, did I mention I was listening to the Panty and Stocking this entire time? Because it's amazing Rocket secret base music, jsyk. Anyway, I'm  off to train Lady Gaga some more so we can kill Erika, so bye fags ♥


You guys should go start a Pokemon adventure too.